No, I’m not afraid of the dark. Worried about Schmidt. He’s a Jew in the desert. I don’t want him to wander.

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—	Winston (via redandnavy)

The awkward moment when you go to high five someone and they don’t even notice

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i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself. i am not a model

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When your friend says a guy is staring at you…

Expectation:

Reality:

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